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I
KISS GIRLS
Quite possibly the hottest pic on the entire
site is the pic of the I Kiss Girls tee. If your girlie is
looking to do a bit more experimenting, this tee ain't a bad
place to start. I've been out with probably a half dozen girlies
wearing this tee and it never ceases to make for some great
moments at the club. Watch how many gilrs your girl can take
home when you put her in a tight little tee announcing her
affinity for kissing girls. (T-shirt
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I
LOVE BLACK COCK
If you have an affinity for some "Darker
Meat" on your plate now and again, this I Love Black
Cock baby tee is the way to go. This shirt is far and away
our best selling girls t-shirt, and has made appearances on
numerous "Interracial" websites, and in a litany
of amateur and gonzo porn movies. Get one today and watch
how quickly you end up on your knees. (T-shirt
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INFIDEL
I've never been a fan of religion in any form.
Wack job Christians announce hits on abortion doctors and
blame porn for the VT shootings, while loonie Muslims are
constantly blowing themselves up around the globe. This tee
has a great dual translation of Infidel in both English and
Arabic so you can flip the bird to people who worship worldwide.
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MILITANT
MUSLIMS...
...are the Bomb! Don't you love how simple
statements can make such a profound impact? I do. And this
is one of our best selling Anti-Religion t-shirts. Tell the
freaks you know who practice the "Religion of Peace"
that their ranks have been infiltrated by many a militant
who isn't quiet so peaceful. (T-shirt
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I
MAKE BOYS CRY
I'm not quite the biggest fan of crying myself,
but after a girlfriend of mine destroyed a boy in her life
after only two weeks of dating, and sent him running off into
the cold New Mexico night with glossy eyes and damp cheeks
I had to get her a shirt to warn all the others boys she might
be setting up for a hard fall. Don't say I never try to do
something good for mankind. (T-shirt
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I'M
LEGAL
It's nice to know I won't be going to jail
for tryin' to hit that ass girlie... Because I have a little
too much of an affinity for tight bodied young things. But
I'll be honest from the get go, my affinity for young girls
generally wears off just about the same time I bust a nut
after putting your body through it's paces. There's just too
much of a split in experience girlie, and though I love your
tight body, I cannot talk about the unimportant shit that
generally fills your worldview. (T-shirt
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PARENTAL
ADVISORY...
...I hate your annoying children. Keep
them the hell away from me. I am so sick of all these breeding
fucks acting like their evil little spawn are something special.
Just because you bumped uglies once doesn't make you worthwhile.
And the little fuck behind you screaming he wants a toy needs
his little ass beat soon. And if you don't shut him the fuck
up, I'm going to tell you just what I think of you as a parent.
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THAT
GUY
Living in Vegas I have been that guy all together
way too many times. Whether it is "That Guy" hitting
the ATM to give another $200 to a stripper, or "That
Guy" peeing off a balcony onto a neighbor's car, or "That
Guy" acidentally getting sick in my buddy's toiletry
bag on a road trip, I am most definitely "That Guy."
Best idea is when I'm drinking, stay the fuck away. (T-shirt
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