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INTELLIGENCE,
THINKING, ANTI-BREEDING T-SHIRTS
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Eugenics...
...The Cure for The Common Man. Yeah, I think if I bred with enough intelligent females there'd be some damn fine offspring. But sad I have a college degree, a decent business, good health, and a penchant for sex, and I've never caused a woman to pop out any offspring. Instead, every fucking retard I have ever met in my life has been busy seeding the world with his idiot kidlets.
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Most People Are Morons...
...Sorry, you are most people. Guess that's just way shit breaks down. I wish you weren't an idiot. But alas, that just isn't the case is it? This t-shirt puts most of the rest of the world on notice about what you think of their collective intelligence. I'd say I encounter about 20 or so people a day and damn if there are more than 2-3 who have enough intelligence to make them tolerable for more than about 2 minutes of conversation.
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U R Sofa King We Tot Tid
I'm not about to even explain this one. If you can read, which I am taking for granted you can, you'll get it eventually. And then you can grab one, wear it out to bars, and watch as people look at it for 10 minutes before having a clue how retarded they really are.
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Stupid
People Shouldn't Breed
This is quite possibly my favorite bOffensive t-shirt.
It generally incorporates almost everything else on the
site by default as if we got rid of the stupid fucks,
it eould solve a shitload of problems. We wouldn't have
to worry about morons in government. We'd have no more
reason to fear that people wouldn't get how wrong it is
to trade liberty for safety, or that they couldn't understand
the limits placed on government by the Bill of Rights.
Damn, a world void of stupid people would be incredibly
fucking blissful, even if it would put us out of business.
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Parental
Advisory...
...I Hate Your Annoying Children. Keep them the hell away
from me. Seriously, what the hell happened to discipline
anymore? Doesn't anyone beat their kids nowadays? I mean
if you're too big a pussy to do it, send 'em over and
I'll fuck 'em up. I'm so sick of little fucks running
all over Wal Mart or wherever acting like little heathens.
Someone needs to open a can a Whoop Ass on the little
shits.
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Parent
Your Children...
...or stop breeding the little rugrats. This really shouldn't
be a hard fucking concept to grasp, but every time I head
out to Wal-Mart I realize most people don't quite think
like me. Some overweight, waddling mother is ignoring
the fuck out of one of the eight little shits she has
with her. And when she finally gets enough of a clue to
grasp that her kid is throwing DVDs for fun, she doesn't
do dick about it and leaves the clean up to the store
staff.
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Please
Beat Your Children...
...They are truly annoying little shits. Can ya tell I
have a beef against breeders that keep popping out the
kidlets with no desire to do the requisite "work" that
is parenting. So look fuckers, if you cannot give your
kids a good slap on the ass when they start acting like
little terrors, then don't flash me a look when I call
you out for having unruly little turds for offspring.
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