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SEX,
PORN, SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE T-SHIRTS
A
fine selection of sex related t-shirts featuring gear for swingers,
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Ask
Me How To Obtain...
A Free Sample of My Protein Based Facial Lotion. Yeah
yeah so its tacky. Get over it. I never claimed to be
all goody-goody. And when half of you broads won't swallow
anyway, where the hell else you think it's going to go?
if I shoot on your carpet you get all angry, and if the
gun goes off on something else it's always an issue. So
damnit, swallow, or enjoy the rejuvenating facial mask.
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I
Love Asian Girls
Yeah, ok, so I admit it.... I'm a sucker for a hot little
Asian chic and there isn't much I can do about it. I find
myself buying them drinks at bars, slipping them $50 tips
at strip clubs, and sleeping with damn nearly any one
I can manage to get into my bedroom. But fuck it, at least
I know my addiction. Who doesn't want a girl with a tight
little bod, jet black hair, spike heels, and a tiny fucking
skirt.
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I
Love Strippers
Damn, I'm sorry, some habits die hard. Not that I am even
trying to kill this one. Having vices makes for the fun
of life. And frankly, the fucks without vices are pretty
limited in virtue as well. So here's to the girlies who
get naked. There is something that just gets me all excited
as hell about unbridled capitalism coupled with sex. Maybe
that's why I love strippers.
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If
You're Hot, I'm Single
Yeah yeah I know, maybe my current girlfriend won't be
so happy about me sleeping with you tonight, but she didn't
seem to mind all that much when she was the girl I was
bring home and cheating on my then girlfriend with. Oh
well, karma will come back around, so let's just have
a good time tonight before we both get screwed over for
our infidelities. I'm not married, have no kids, and anything
I do can't be all that bad.
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Willing
to Buy Shots...
...to get into your pants. Yeah, now that I'm outside
my poor ass college days I'm more than happy to throw
down shots for you and your girlie friends as long as
I am going home with one of you tonight. I mean, if it
really comes down to it, I don't have that much an issue
with picking up the whole damn tab as long as you're going
to end up on your back with your legs pinned over your
head.
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Sleeps
Well With Others
I do... seriously. I'm totally not a cover hog, and I
can stay on my side really well. Unless you need a bit
of spooning or cuddling or somethin' then I can work on
that as well. So try it out, lemme go home with you for
a bit and see how well we can sleep together. Its just
nice to have another person in bed with you. If you need,
I have a King bed, you can come here instead.
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Mandingo
Mandingo. What can I really say about this tee. The current
"Mandingo" is a porn start with a cock referred to by
many as "the biggest in the business" while the historical
connotation of the word is multifaceted. Suffice to say,
if you are sporting a Mandingo tee, it is going to be
pretty well accepted that you are announcing you have
a huge cock and you like to use in to "defile" white women.
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Your
Girlfriend Cheats
Ya, you probably already knew this from how many nights
she "works late" or when she is out with "the girls" and
spend the night at Kelly's because she'd too drunk to
drive. But whatever, just thought I'd point out the obvious
that she likes getting a little extra action when you
aren't around.
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My
Wife's a Slut
Here's a tee that pulls double duty. For the cuckold male
with a wife that screws every big cock on the block, this
tee provides the perfect amount of gentle humiliation
because his mind knows what the fuck it means. Whereas
to the divorced hubby, or man who just caught his whore
wife taking a dick when he came home from work early,
the tee serves as a great insult against the Slut who
caused the problem. So depending on the bent of your mindset,
this tee can provide all kinds of help to get your point
across.
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Swinger
Yep, a perfectly little simple swinger tee for all the
bOffensive fans that seem to participate in more than
just an average state of debauchery. Our mass popularity
in the "Interracial" crowd insures we'll always keep adding
sex related tees that fit the needs of folks in that genre.
(And to folks who really like Big Bad Voodoo Daddy and
miss the whole concept of Swingers on this site.)
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Freak
Yeah, as if you couldn't guess. There is almost a 0% chance
anyone could get to know me, read this website, and peek
a bit into my sexual predilections, and not think I was
a Freak. So I made a shirt to sport it out. Fuck vanilla
shit, I want my special "Alt-Girlie" and want to find
myself somehow entangled with Joanna Angel and a few Asian
girlies someday. 100% livin' my own God-damned dream.
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Take
Me Home...
...My 2257 Docs are in Perfect Order. Yeah, sure most
people in the vanilla world around us will not know what
the hell your t-shirt means. But those who do get it will
appreciate the hell out of your responsibility, candor,
and attention to detail. So if you need to see 'em, just
ask, I'm my own Custodian of Records and I'd be happy
to get you whatever is necessary to take me home.
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I
May Not Be a Porn Star...
...But I did Stay at a Holiday Inn Express Last Night.
Yep girlies, I haven't been in all too many full length
features, (well save that one thing back with my former
GF but it's a non-released "Director's Cut") but I did
get a great night's sleep last night at a major hotel
chain that should easily make me the best thing you've
taken home in months.
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Vaginatarian
Nothing like a dirty little t-shirt to call attention
to a fetish for being a "giver." Now given the choice,
most days, I dine on a steady feast of steak, potatoes,
and beer (I'm a mid-western boy ya see...) but now and
again, and with the right company, I go a bit wild and
alter my diet to accommodate only one type of flesh. And
damn if it ain't tasty.
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Where
All The White Women At?
Yeah, this one really isn't so much a shirt I have to
bust out, but I've had plenty of requests for more gear
from the "Interracial" crowd so I had to add some content.
This damn fine garment sports a hottie crawling on her
knees with the text, "Where all the white women at?" emblazoned
across the chest. Its a perfect introduction for the guy
who doesn't want to have to utter a word.
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No
Fake Tits...
...I support 100% real boobage. Why do you women keep
getting these silly looking fake cantaloupe balloon things
shoved in your chest? They are so fucking unattractive.
I like tits that smoosh. Ones that I can grab in my hand
and play with. Ones that can hit me in the face at the
strip club and not leave a bruise. Jesus ladies, real
tits are gorgeous, fake fun bags make you look like a
clown. (DISCLAIMER: Above noted, I'd still fuck
Jesse Jane as a rare exception to this rule. Can't get
over those lips.)
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