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I Swallow

Ugh, its salty, and I don't like it. And oh my god, do you know how many calories it has? WHAT THE FUCK! These are things women have said to me. Who the fuck is counting calories with a cock in their mouth? Isn't the point of getting skinny to be good enough looking so you can get fucked? Well ya won honey, after you swallow I'm going to take the rest of the night out on that tight little cunt of yours. But if you run off and come back 30 minutes later after a full dental hygiene application you killed the fuck outta the mood and I want you to get the hell out of my house. Sex is hot, but yeah, sometimes its sweaty, dirty, or tastes funny. Get the fuck over it. There ain't a part of you I won't lick if I bring you home so don't fuckin' insult me by running off after you get a load in your mouth.

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Weight 1.00 lbs
Price: $18.99