Jack Bauer
100% Certified Bad-Ass Patriot...
And the only American Qualified to Insure Homeland Security
If you don't tell me what I want to know, then it'll just be a question of how much you want it to hurt."
And I'm sure the innuendo and nuance that a fictional character is the only individual that is qualified to protect America's Homeland Security will be completely lost on the block heads in most levels of American Government.