bOffensive :: Religion :: Your Commandments Only Belong In Your Church

bOffensive :: Religion :: Your Commandments Only Belong In Your Church

Your Commandments Only Belong In Your Church

Yep, your commandments are as big a crock of shit as the rest of your religion. Like that Jonas and the Whale thingy. A whale commanded by the lord to eat a human and then spit him up on dry land three days later? Yep. 100% BELIEVABLE! Seems like a testable hypothesis that any religious person could volunteer for. We'll feed you to Shamu and then you pray to God for three days and the whale will burp you up. When it happens, I'll gladly be the first to display your commandments anywhere you want.

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