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Every now and again someone likes us...

Date: Wed, 1 Nov 2006 18:19:13 -0800 [11/01/2006 09:19:13 PM EST]
From: xxxx@yahoo.com United States
To: info@boffensive.com
Subject: just got my shirts!

Thanks guys, just got my shirts. Just so you know I'm telling everyone I know about your site...and I know a few people too...anyway, thanks alot!!

Date: Wed, 1 Mar 2006 16:12:47 -0500 [03/01/2006 04:12:47 PM EST]
From: xxxx@yahoo.ca Canada
To: info@boffensive.com
Subject: U rock!!!

I stumbled onto your site after looking around for islam/allah jokes. Your site is the shit. Couldn't agree more with everything you have to say about religion. Those t shirts are are fucking awesome too. I'll definitely be looking to buy some of those soon.

Date: Fri, 20 May 2005 16:16:16 -0700 (PDT)
From: xxxxx@yahoo.com
To: Info@boffensive.com
Subject: awesome website!

Just wanted to say you have a fucking awesome selection of t-shirts... I'd make some alot more offensive because fuck people fuck their phony fucking gods and fuck what people believe in and fuck what people think!

If you ever need any ideas just let me know I have tons of them. I've been creating my own shirts for the longest time just because freedom of speech says i fucking can!.. anyways keep up the great work!

Date: Fri, 1 Apr 2005 19:46:20 -0800 (PST)
From: xxxxx@yahoo.com
To: "bOffensive.com" <info@boffensive.com>
Subject: Re: Your bOffensive Order

Got your T-shirt yesterday and got about a dozen honks on the way to work today! Thanx so much! You guys rock!

Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 18:15:26 -0500
From: xxxxx@aol.com
To: info@boffensive.com
Subject: Customer Satisfaction

I am a proud owner of three boffensive t-shirts and I would just like to say that you guys are one of the best t shirt sites on the internet. You guys don't care about what anyone thinks and make whatever is on your minds. I hope that your site runs for many more years and I look forward to purchasing more boffensive shirts

Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 18:30:58 -0700 (PDT)
From: xxxxxx@sbcglobal.net
To: info@boffensive.com
Subject: Thank you

I got my shirts today and I love em...Just wanted to say thanks and keep up the good work...

Rick

Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 18:37:44 -0400
From: xxxxxx@bellsouth.net
To: "bOffensive.com" <info@boffensive.com>
Subject: order

I received my shirt. It looks great!

Regards

E

Date: Sat, 20 Dec 2003 19:58:53 -0500
From: xxxxxx@earthlink.net
To: "bOffensive.com" <info@boffensive.com>
Subject: Re: Tech Difference Customer Receipt/Purchase Confirmation

Hi John, Mr. Magician:

You are absolutely correct, I got them, and right on schedule too. The got here about a half hour before my daughter and son-in-law arrived. I am incredibly thankful to you and your team for pulling off this marvelous feat. We are forever in your debt.

I am also pleased to be able to put one of your decals in each of the gift packages, as they describe the very nature of the two young people receiving the tees.

Thanks very much to your and your crew. You can count on future orders from us.

To you and all of yours, we thank you and wish you a very Merry Christmas
and/or a very happy holiday season.

Bill

Date: Mon, 24 Nov 2003 14:19:37 -0600 (CST)
From: xxxxxx@smutdrs.com
To: info@boffensive.com
Cc: xxxxxx@smutdrs.com
Subject: your site RULES!

Dear Team BOffensive,
"I Fucking Love You Yo!"

Our producer recently told us that you were sending shirts to the crew, so I clicked in to quickly check out your site... and I've been stuck here laughing my BALLS off ever since! It has been far too long since I have seen such well read defenders of common sense, and it's about time you showed up! I have the task of writing most of our parodies and sketches for the show, and I'm so tired of worrying if we're going to offend someone. If the truth hurts, GET A CUP! Presenting a fact or stating the obvious doesn't make me an ASSHOLE... Suck it up and stop fucking being a FUCKING Victim! I never thought my generation would be so full of people who couldn't take a joke!

I want to thank you all for the shirts and the laughs, I must have read EVERY shirt and EVERY paragraph on EVERY page! You have made my Christmas shopping EASY this year! (I stopped being Catholic a LONG time ago, but I still love getting and giving away free shit every December!) I will spread the word about your site, as I hope you will for ours. you're right, anger gets a bad wrap... It motivates people! (Ha)

I've never said this to another man, but sir... I admire your BALLS!

Date: Sun, 23 Nov 2003 18:26:07 -0800
From: xxxxxx@cox.net>
To: info@boffensive.com
Subject: Thank you!!
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Dear John,

Not only do you send extra, but the personal note made it very real and special. Thank you! Only one pic here, but then we just got the shirts yesterday. ;) Not our best or favorite but it's a good pic. If you like to use it, feel free. If not, not a problem, more to come from all the shirts.

Dedicated Fans,
K&R

Date: Sun, 23 Nov 2003 16:43:36 +0300
From: xxxxxx@us.army.mil
To: info@boffensive.com
Subject: you guys rock

Hey guys,

My name is SGT xxxxxx, xxxxxx. and i want to say that you guys rock. I recently purchased a shirt from you that says I talk to Jesus He's my mexican gardener and I am mexican and found it funny. What i was really impressed with was the hand written note that i got and that made me feel like a real customer. I had one of my soldiers buy a shirt from you too. We are in Kuwait and your shirts really help remind us that even though we are in a shitty place we can still laugh our asses off. Thank you guys and you keep pissing people off.

SGT xxxxxx
Shuwaikh Port CMT
Dayshift NCOIC

Date: Tue, 28 Oct 2003 23:08:04 -0800 (PST)
From: xxxxxx@yahoo.com
To: info@boffensive.com
Subject: Thank You

I purchased your "Fuck You and Your Imaginary God" T-shirt. I am pleased that I can piss off everyone in a room just by walking in. Money well spent.
Thank You
Jason

Date: Wed, 22 Oct 2003 08:40:14 -0700
From: xxxxxx@mac.com
To: info@boffensive.com
Subject: love your products and i have some shirt ideas
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i love the shirts i have ordered from your company and i have a list of quotes that might make VERY good shirts. considering how computer security concerns of this day and age i am not going to attach the file i just pasted the quotes below, i can't wait to see what you do with some of them.

Date: Thu, 16 Oct 2003 15:20:39 -0400
From: xxxxxx@mwls.com
To: "bOffensive.com" <info@boffensive.com>
Subject: Re: Order Status Question

John -

Thank you very much for your efforts. I did in fact go home for lunch
today to find my t-shirt waiting at the door. And one of your stickers will
be going on my car.

Whenever I can, I always try to give smaller companies my business. I'm quite proud of the fact that my father has never really worked for anyone other than himself, and managed to build a successful electronic repair and sales company with hardly any capital and no college education. My mother is also self-employed as a freelance writer and photographer. Although I may have a position in a corporation, I'd someday like to be one of the "little
guys" out there and make a living working only for myself. I therefore have a lot of respective and admiration for smaller places such as your business. Even though there may have been a wait for my merchandise, I received a prompt reply when I inquired on the status of my order. I wasn't placed in a gigantic queue, waiting to talk to a customer service representative that only saw me as a number. I didn't receive a previously-composed response, cut and pasted with name changes. And I honestly felt that you sincerely appreciated my business and wanted to ensure my satisfaction. Because of
that, I'll be more than happy to recommend your establishment to friends and family.

Good luck, and keep up the good work. I hope to be a customer of your's again sometime soon.

Thanks-
Shannon

Date: Mon, 13 Oct 2003 07:42:14 -0400 (EDT)
From: xxxxxx@excite.com
To: info@boffensive.com
Reply-to: xxxxxx@excite.com
Subject: RE: Your boffensive.com Order

I have received my order, and also plan on making another order. They are excellent quality shirts, and the lettering sure looks like it wont be going any where for a while. They will make some great gifts. Thanks again

Travis

Date: Wed, 03 Sep 2003 03:15:16 -0400
From: xxxxxx@aol.com
To: info@boffensive.com
Subject: Re: SOON TO BE A LOYAL CUSTOMER. me.

thank you thank you thank you!!!!!

so, the tees came and they are LOVELY! now i can make sure that i raise eyebrows when i walk by. i will figure out who will take my picture in the clothes and then i'd more than likely send them snail mail b/c my normal computer, you know the computer you love with all your saved documents, photos, ideas, etc, has decided to kill its harddrive.
i'm working like 45 hours night shift for Triple A now and going to school in the morning is a bitch at 22 so i haven't had time to enjoy my life with reckless abandon too much now. I guess if you just start out depressed, everything is a pleasant surprise. Slowly killing myself with achievement like yourself, i imagine.

muhahahaha.

okay, though,

i'll let you go, those shots are starting to kick in.

adios, sandra

Date: Wed, 2 Jul 2003 17:29:18 -0700
From: xxxxxx@msn.com>
To: info@boffensive.com
Subject: You Made My Day

As I was skimming FARK, a news site that endorses your stuff, I just had to click on your link, and I want you to know that all the funny shit you print on your shirts made my day, and I think your arguments against government and religion are commendable. The rest of your shirts just make me laugh. Thank you, and I hope the fascist bible-thumpers that run our country don't raid your warehouse(s); I wouldn't put it past them.

Date: Sun, 29 Jun 2003 15:15:51 -0700 (PDT)
From: xxxxxxx@yahoo.com>
To: info@boffensive.com
Subject: nice

I really like what you guys are doing. Your shirts really cater to the intelligent humor of those who actually see the ignorance in society. keep up the good work.
-Anthony

Date: Thu, 26 Jun 2003 18:46:32 EDT
From: xxxxxxxx@aol.com
To: info@boffensive.com
Subject: I'm offensive! Can I model for you?

Hi!
I love your site. I just ordered the "Castrate Rapists" tee and plan to get
more in the future.

I was really interested in being a bOffensive girl. I've done some modeling
work in the past, but unfortunately, I'm not in CA. I'm from NYC and live in PA
right now. I will be in San Diego from July 16-20, though. I'll be attending
the comic convention, and I'd certainly be happy to hand out any kind of
promotional materials for you. I could also send a few photos of myself your way if
you're interested.

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